Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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