No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
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Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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