what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
A bitchslap is in order.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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