It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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