Three words: puerto rican gang bang
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
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I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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