The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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