You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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