I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
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I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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