You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I want to be your penis for a week.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Ladies don't puke and tell
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Randomize