i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
We have so much sex to catch up on
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Randomize
