do herpes really smell.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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