i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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