is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
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Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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