She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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