Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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