I think I died a long time ago.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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