I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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