honey bunches of taint.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize
