I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
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in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
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Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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