We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
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a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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