How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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