He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
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I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
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He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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