Porn is love you can see.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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