so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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