C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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