I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
well most of my day revolves around power hour
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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