Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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