i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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