That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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