Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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