seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
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This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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