I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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