spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
foreskin is a definite game changer
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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