There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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