Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
