i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
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