I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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