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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?

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  followup question: what if both somones were me?

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.

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• (516): View more from New York

  the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY

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• (347): View more from New York

  today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud

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  it's sad that this is a milestone

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves

  (806): View more from Texas

  That's not technology. Doesn't count.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?

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  Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....

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• (850): View more from Florida

  high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  How exactly does a handjob become fancy?

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  Blueberry lube, and champagne.

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