I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
My liver just had a heart attack.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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