I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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