i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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