I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
as a side note pls kill me
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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