508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You smell like stripper and shame
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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