is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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