Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
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I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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