Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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