weddingsv make me drug and hornr
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You pole danced in your parka.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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