Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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