they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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