Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
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