did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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