i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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