Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
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The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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