David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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