Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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